"--_Daily Chronicle._
He probably thought it was another of the Imperial cigars.
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[Illustration: _Grocer-fiend (who has treated three preceding customers
to (a) "We ain't got no sugar;" (b) "We have none, Madam;" and (c) "No
sugar in the shop"--to boy)._ "BE OFF. WE'VE GOT NO SUGAR!"
_Boy._ "I DIDN'T ASK FOR NO SUGAR. I WANT A PENNORTH O' SODA--AN' THAT'S
TAKEN THE' BLOOMING SWANK OUT OF YOU, AIN'T IT?"]
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A STRAIGHT TALK WITH L. G.
_(Everyone has views as to how to win the War, but not all are vocal,
or--shall we say?--vociferous. If Mr. LLOYD GEORGE reads all the papers
(as their Editors of course expect him to do) he cannot have missed
quite a number of powerful articles in the following manner. And even if
he should miss one or two it would not matter, because there is always
another in preparation.)_
I've always said that the PREMIER shouldn't be bothered with Parliament.
Of course I've said too that our old friend Demos, the new god, should
have a say in affairs; but that's an inconsistency that doesn't count in
the least, does it?
Now then, Mr. PREMIER, you've got the chance of your lifetime.
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