Man is more primitive (a snub
Has no effect), so if you
Should still refuse a certain "sub."
He will not pine or spurn his grub,
But, seizing the ancestral club,
Into submission biff you.
* * * * *
MAKING THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.
"As honorary organist at ---- Wesleyan Church he has established
a sound and compact business as wholesale grocer and Italian
warehouseman."--_Provincial Paper._
* * * * *
"Maid (superior) wanted for lady, gentleman, small flat, strong
girl, able to assist lady with rheumatism."--_Glasgow Herald._
If we hear of a small flat girl we will send her along; but this shaped
figure is rather out of fashion just now.
* * * * *
THE SUPER-PIPE.
When Jackson first joined the jolly old B.E.F. he smoked a pipe. He
carried it anyhow. Loose in his pocket, mind you. A pipe-bowl at his
pocket's brim a simple pipe-bowl was to him, and it was nothing more. Of
course no decent B.E.F. mess could stand that. Jackson was told that a
pipe was _anathema maranatha_, which is Greek for _no bon._
"What will I smoke then?" said Jackson, who was no Englishman.
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