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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, July 25, 1917"

Even to exchange a word with a fallen
Chancellor is a sign both of kindness and courage. I wonder how you
could screw yourself up to the pitch of being so daring.
_M._ I am glad you think so, for that is how I myself felt it.
_Von B.-H._ Well, we will leave your courage out of the question. It
is sufficiently proved by your acceptance of the Chancellorship. As
to such advice as I am able to give, I must ask you first whether you
are ready to have the boots of the All-Highest constantly wiped upon
various parts of your person?
_M._ A true Prussian endures that with difficulty.
_Von B.-H._ But a true Prussian, it seems, can accustom himself to
this form of friendship and confidence as to many others.
_M._ What others do you speak of?
_Von B.-H._ My worthy Michaelis, you really must have covered your
eyes and stopped your ears ever since you were born, otherwise you
could not possibly be so ignorant. Do you not know that if your great
and beloved says a foolish thing or does an indiscreet one it will be
your duty to shoulder the responsibility for it? And you can easily
calculate yourself during how many hours of the day your back is
likely to be without a burden of some sort.


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