But I have introduced General Cass's accounts here chiefly to show the
wonderful physical capacities of the man. They show that he not only did
the labor of several men at the same time, but that he often did it at
several places, many hundreds of miles apart, at the same time. And at
eating, too, his capacities are shown to be quite as wonderful. From
October, 1821, to May, 1822, he eat ten rations a day in Michigan, ten
rations a day here in Washington, and near five dollars' worth a day on
the road between the two places! And then there is an important discovery
in his example--the art of being paid for what one eats, instead of
having to pay for it. Hereafter if any nice young man should owe a bill
which he cannot pay in any other way, he can just board it out. Mr.
Speaker, we have all heard of the animal standing in doubt between two
stacks of hay and starving to death. The like of that would never happen
to General Cass. Place the stacks a thousand miles apart, he would stand
stock-still midway between them, and eat them both at once, and the green
grass along the line would be apt to suffer some, too, at the same time.
By all means make him President, gentlemen.
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