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Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith), 1874-1936

"Utopia of Usurers and Other Essays"

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Belated Chattiness by Wireless
But all the recent events are like that. They are practical jokes. The
jokes do not need to be made: they only need to be pointed out. You and
I do not talk and act as the Isaacs brothers talked and acted, by their
own most favourable account of themselves; and even their account of
themselves was by no means favourable. You and I do not talk of meeting
our own born brother "at a family function" as if he were some infinitely
distant cousin whom we only met at Christmas. You and I, when we suddenly
feel inclined for a chat with the same brother about his dinner and the
Coal Strike, do not generally select either wireless telegraphy or the
Atlantic Cable as the most obvious and economical channel for that
outburst of belated chattiness. You and I do not talk, if it is proposed
to start a railway between Catsville and Dogtown, as if the putting up of
a station at Dogtown could have no kind of economic effect on the putting
up of a station at Catsville. You and I do not think it candid to say
that when we are at one end of a telephone we have no sort of connection
with the other end. These things have got into the region of farce; and
should be dealt with farcically, not even ferociously.

A Fool Who Shall Be Free
In the Roman Republic there was a Tribune of the People, whose person was
inviolable like an ambassador's.


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