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Beerbohm, Max, Sir, 1872-1956

"A Christmas Garland"

Pick up that there sack, an'
come along o' me."
The captive snivelled something about peace on earth, good will toward
men.
"Yuss," said Judlip. "That's in the Noo Testament, ain't it? The Noo
Testament contains some uncommon nice readin' for old gents an' young
ladies. But it ain't included in the librery o' the Force. We confine
ourselves to the Old Testament--O.T., 'ot. An' 'ot you'll get it. Hup
with that sack, an' quick march!"
I have seen worse attempts at a neck-wrench, but it was just not
slippery enough for Judlip. And the kick that Judlip then let fly was
a thing of beauty and a joy for ever.
"Frog's-march him!" I shrieked, dancing. "For the love of heaven,
frog's-march him!"
Trotting by Judlip's side to the Station, I reckoned it out that if
Slushby had not been at the Club I should not have been here to see.
Which shows that even Slushbys are put into this world for a purpose.


OUT OF HARM'S WAY
_By_
A.C. B*NS*N

Chapter XLII.--Christmas

More and more, as the tranquil years went by, Percy found himself able
to draw a quiet satisfaction from the regularity, the even sureness,
with which, in every year, one season succeeded to another. In
boyhood he had felt always a little sad at the approach of autumn.


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